I heard this poem a long time ago and it has stuck with me. It’s just something fun to read. I have no idea who wrote it.
Petunia is a flower like begonia;
Begonia is a meat you eat with salt;
A salt and battery is a crime;
Monkeys crime trees;
Tree’s a crowd;
A rooster crowd and made a noise;
The noise is on your face like eyes;
The eyes is opposite the nays.
A horse neighs. A horse has a colt;
You catch a colt–
And wake up with double petunia.